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| Tomy is a dog n u r a flower |

Arz kiya hai
Tomy is a dog n u r a flower,wah, wah,wah
Tomy is a dog n ur a flower,
Tomy lifts his leg n gives u a SHOWER
aB KIJIYE wah wah wah!!!!!

 


 

| Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega |

Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,
Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega,
Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna,
bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega

 


 

| Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho |

Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!

 


 

| Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam ker do |

Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam ker do,
1 bay naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,
Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do,
Ghar say naha k niklo, poray muhallay ko hairaan kar do

 


 

 


 

| Jab tum is duniya se jaoge |

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua,
Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch
aur chaar taang paoge.

 


 

| Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai |

Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai
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reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai
woh kambakht na jane kaunse sabun se nahata hai!!

 


 

| Log kehte hain k khuda ney aapko |

Log kehte hain k khuda ney aapko
badi fursat mein banaya hoga.
simple c baat hai,
faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain.

 


 

| Mein tumko Chand kehdu magar usme Daag hai |

Mein tumko Chand kehdu magar usme Daag hai,
Suraj kehdun usme to Aag hai,
Socha Tumko Bandar keh Dun,
Magar us kambakhat me Bhi Dimaag hai.

 



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