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| No visits |

No visits
no calls
no sms?s
no letters
no missed calls
I?m worried
kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

| Agar Tum Don hotay |

Agar Tum Don hotay to dialouge kya hotay?
Mere sar par baal aanay ka intezaar
to 11 shehron ke naa?yi kar rahay hain,
par mere sar par baal aana mushkil
hi nahi namumkin hai

| Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye |

Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye,
bure waqt main muskurana chahiye
Jab satwain(7th) din mein khujli ho
to aathwain(8th)din nahaa lena chahiye..

| Press down if you think you are MAD |

Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can?t believe u did that!
Again?
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE:P

| Lost in a zoo I saw many animals.. |

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
and
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.
.
! U 2

| Your network tariff has changed! |

Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

| A SCIENTEST CANNOT B |

A SCIENTEST CANNOT B A PRESIDENT BUT KALAM PROVED IT.
A CONDUCTOR CANNOT B A SUPERSTAR BUT RAJNIKANT PROVED IT.
A MONKEY CANNOT OPERATE A MOBILE BUT YES, U DID IT

| U have been awarded an M.B.A degree |

?CONGRATS? U have been awarded an M.B.A degree
For not Smsing me.
MBA means ?Member of Bhikari Association?
Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.A?s.

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